There is a tray of dainties on my desk. Why?! There's already a giant box of cookies. 3 hours ago
RT @AceBurpeeShow: Trust fund set up at all ACU's for Hamid Farooq, the Wpg man who lost his mother, wife and two daughters to a house f ... 9 hours ago
The rest of my hair doesn't want to blow dry. I hate hair dryers. 9 hours ago